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People who make the same face in every picture

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Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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The Paula Dean one is the scariest shit I ever saw

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Hell yes Parks!!

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callumbal:

Setsuko flashback sequence - Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

Knowing this will make elware burst into tears

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Neighbours blasting music at 1AM will never be appreciated. Unless that music is 2NE1, in which case I will be coming to partay :p

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20140226 - BBC NEWS CONFIRMS 2NE1 IS THE BEST


Don’t care that this is fake, imagining that news anchor saying that headline is too funny :p

20140226 - BBC NEWS CONFIRMS 2NE1 IS THE BEST

Don’t care that this is fake, imagining that news anchor saying that headline is too funny :p

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renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

holy shit there are tears running down my face omfg what a sweetheart

Okay so masterchef usually makes drama outta Jack shit but goddamn this is emotional :’(

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the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

Hahaha, the last one had me in tears

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"There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food."

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Love a bit of Swanson :p

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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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Oh knope :)

Oh knope :)

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